Slim Down That Chipmunk Face

I hate my fat face and I really really want a slimmer face..

Here's my attempt:

First Attempt, Korean Face-Bra. Review: 2/5. Very little effect & not permanent..

Second Attempt, Bio-Essence Face Lifting Cream. Review: 2.5/5. Temporary Result & use it if you are going to take pictures. It claims to reduce 1 cm of face fat after using it. Not so good for sensitive skin like mine because I experienced break-outs using this. However, I'd give 5/5 for Bio Essense Radiance Youth Essence with ATP. I don't use this on my face now, but I'm using it on my hands & legs and my skin feels so baby-smooth. I love it because it's not sticky at all unlike other body lotion..